Television Review - 2016 (Part 4): #3 TV Experience of the Year - You're the Worst (Seasons One, Two, and Three)

3) You're the Worst (Seasons One, Two, and Three)

I'm not sure what else I have to add here, as I've already covered the first three seasons of You're the Worst in more detail here. I'd say just click that if you're interested in a broader recap of what the show's all about and why I think it's so great.  I'll instead use this space for some member berries that should amuse those who've watched it already.

• Vernon: "The popcorn is trash juice. Pass it on."

• Paul: "I can finally say it. You are so stupid! Why does no one talk about how dumb she is? She's like the dumbest person on the planet! 50 years ago, she would be sterilized for the good of evolution."
• Lindsay: "I'm not so stupid that I couldn't get you to let me bone another guy in front of you and make you think it was for our marriage."

• "Sunday Funday! Better than a Monday! Can only do it one way! And that is the drunk way!"

• Edgar: "Sorry Jimmy, I can't come. My car broke down."
• Jimmy: "Oh, well, that's not a surprise. Piece of shit with no auxiliary plug or car booze."

• Lindsay: I hope she gets pregnancy 'roids and they leave her bed-ridden and I have to raise her baby myself. I'd parent the shit out of her. "Wear that skirt. Don't blow that boy. This is pizza."

• Lindsay: You can't leave! I love you.
• Paul: Do you even know what love means?
• Lindsay: Yeah, it's like, "Hey, I love you," smooch smooch, "Now go make me some bagel bites."
• Paul: Love isn't about having somebody to get you things. Love is putting someone else's feelings above your own. Do you think you could ever do that? Honestly?
• Lindsay: EW!

• Lindsay: Ooh, another dick pic! And forwarded. Online dating is so fun.
• Gretchen: Who are you forwarding them to?
• Lindsay: This gay porn site pays me ten bucks a dick. I have a job!

• Jimmy: The problem is death doesn’t bother me. I’m not upset by the inevitable. It’s like being upset by the weather, or an Irishman proving to be untrustworthy.

• Killian: Hi.
• Jimmy: What?
• Killian: I just moved in... over there.
• Jimmy: Of course you did.
• Killian: Why do you say that?
• Jimmy: Because the death of any interesting neighborhood is the influx of white procreators.
• Killian: Oh, that's cool. My nutritionist is gay, too.
• Jimmy: I'm not gay. I'm English.

Yeah I ran out of steam with looking up quotes. Just watch this show if you haven't. It's hilarious, interesting, and addictive.